Hands up all ye who find badly streaked hair totally annoying.
I am not talking about folks with gorgeous natural looking highlights - nor about the casual highlights that liven dull looking hair.
I am specifically referring to certain desis who seem to believe that having unnatural, ugly, blonde streaks make them look Caucasian! Hello. Oh! Let's not forget that artificial, twangy, horrible put-on accent too.
Did you honestly think you would get away with this "disguise?"